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(Yuoo dun't hefe-a tu reed thruoogh ell thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork!)
Gu streeeght tu zee ooferfeeoo ooff zee cuntents oon zee buttum ooff thees pege-a.


Hellu, und thunk yuoo fur tekeeng a cluser luuk et oooor humepege-a (Hutelpege-a vuoold hefe-a beee a better neme-a boot yuoo cun't hefe-a it ell).
The front of the hotelZee Dootch, es yuoo cun esk uny Belgeeun persun, ere-a scruuges. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Und becoose-a ve-a, et Hutel Preensenhuff, ere-a Dootch, ve-a deceeded tu jueen yuoo peuple-a here-a oon zee Veb fur zee sule-a reesun thet i-meeel is mooch cheeper thun sendeeng fex messeges ell oofer zee vurld. Bork bork bork! Zee fect thet ve-a gut 5MB tu pley veet und creete-a a hutel pege-a ves neeezeer here-a nur zeere-a, boot thet's vhere-a zee scruuge-a-pert cumes in; Vhet yuoo hefe-a yuoo shuoold use-a, oozeerveese-a it's muney doon zee dreeen. Bork bork bork!

Su, zeen yuoo hefe-a a meenur prublem. Vhet tu "inreech" yuoor feesiturs veet? Hutel inffurmeshun by itselff veell nut be-a inuoogh tu feell 5MB veet unless yuoo poot phutugrephs ooff iferytheeng oon zee pege-a, incloodeeng zee bueeler ruum. Ere-a yuoo getteeng ixeeted elreedy? Ve-a veren't. Um de hur de hur de hur. Effter hefeeng soorffed zee veb fur ebuoot a yeer und a helff in un internetceffe-a here-a in Emsterdem, ve-a hefe-a cume-a ecruss tuu muny peges thet ere-a interesteeng fur zee pegemeker und/oor freeends oonly. Bork bork bork! Ve-a deceeded thet it cuoold be-a dune-a in a deefffferent vey tuu, veethuoot hefeeng tu press zee hutel poobleecity tuu mooch. Effter ell, ve-a oonly hefe-a 10 ruums, und zeey ere-a buuked fur must ooff zee teeme-a. (Peuple-a du cume-a beck tu us, yuoo see-a...;))

Nu, thees pege-a hed tu be-a ebuoot tvu theengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Furstly, ooff cuoorse-a, ebuoot Hutel Preensenhuff, und secundly, ebuoot sumetheeng ve-a lufe-a, es ve-a cume-a frum thees toon. Bork bork bork! Su, Emsterdem it ves gueeng tu be-a. Nut in zee vey es in sume-a gooeedebuuks, nut in zee vey zee Tuooreesm Buerd depeects it, nut in zee vey yuoor freeendly cuoople-a frum doon zee rued vhu'fe-a beee tu Imsterdem cun tell yuoo ell ebuoot it, boot veet zee iyes und heert ooff a lucel emungst zee lucels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Nut spereeng zee derk seedes ooff zee ceety, chunteeng ebuoot zee lucel heeghlights (ifer feesited zee lucel sungcuntest in zee Jurdeun, veet zee meeni pleybeck shoo fur keeds?), geefing yuoo zee unsvers tu zee must esked qooesshuns here-a in zee hutel recepshun und mure-a.

Ooff cuoorse-a, zeese-a ere-a presteegiuoos prumeeses. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey veell teke-a teeme-a tu foolffeell. Et zee teeme-a ooff vreeting thees (Ooctuber 1998) oooor humepege-a is ebuoot oone-a yeer oold, ve'fe-a leerned a lut ebuoot mekeeng humepeges (incloodeeng hoo mooch teeme-a zeey teke-a...), yet ixpunseeun is tekeeng mure-a teeme-a thun furseee, nut in zee lest plece-a becoose-a ve'fe-a hed a fery boosy soommer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Elsu, ell zee phutugrephs oon zee peges ere-a oooor oovn. Bork bork bork! Thees tekes up a lut ooff teeme-a es vell. Peteeence-a is a furtooe-a es zeey sey, und thet's vhet yuoo'll hefe-a tu hefe-a.Boot iff yuoo vunt tu leern mure-a ebuoot oooor ceety oor zee hutel, pleese-a du cume-a beck tu oooor pege-a es ve-a plun tu be-a cunstuntly vurkeeng oon thees pruject es teeme-a in zee hutel elloos us. Um gesh dee bork, bork! (Gled tu be-a eble-a tu sey ve're-a boosy)

Reguliersgracht
Regooleeersgrecht, erea ooff zee sefee breedges. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Noo thet yuoo're-a here-a zeere-a ere-a a foo peths yuoo cun gu by;

Yuoo cun gu tu zee The Hotel depertment und see-a zee ruums oor zee feeoo
Reed zee unsvers tu yuoor qooesshuns in zee Frequently Asked Questions depertement
Or yuoo cuoold hefe-a a luuk et vhet ceety ve-a theenk ve-a leefe-a in; Amsterdam
Perheps yuoo ere-a interested in Getting around zee toon veet poobleec, oor yuoor oovn trunspurt

Hefe-a a luuk tu see-a iff zeere's sumeune-a in zee Chatroom Zeen zeere's zee chunce-a tu sent sumeune-a un E-Card Iff yuoo funcy nune-a ooff thees, yuoo cun elveys leefe-a us thruoogh oooor Links pege-a, boot iff yuoo du thees und yuoo hefe-a a humepege-a oor a cumment, vhy nut seegn oooor Guestbook furst. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Boot furst ooff ell, injuy. Bork bork bork! Vhetefer yuoo du.



Thees pege-a is creeted und frum teeme-a tu teeme-a meeenteined by Hutel Preensenhuff